The service gate is guarded by a troll, however he is easily bypassed by a tasty snack i have found the baked kind to be especially useful for getting past his defenses. Once in the main gate you will be greeted by a rambling zombie who will most likely be wearing a duran duran t-shirt and writing Dr.Who fan-fic on his laptop. After you have gained his attention and inquired about the location of a toy or collectible for you or someone like you you will be vaguely pointed in some random direction, after searching you will not find what your looking for instead you will find at least 6-7 other thing you didnt even know you wanted.
Once you have your item you must now barter with the store man for possession of your desired object you may think money will be the short answer and sure it will work but i have found anything shiny seems to work just as well, i havent asked myself what they do with the objects i have traded with them perhaps the adorn a collective Nerd Nest somewhere close by where baby nerdlings are hatched and cared for by the watchful eye of the mother She-Ra adorned in tattoos of the ancient times and long dead heroes who through out the ages have fought many battles we have now since forgotten,how she knows these tales...who can say.
On trying to leave the store you will encounter the owner of the shop, a child trapped in a mans body wishing to fly with the hawkmen along side his hero Flash Gordon a remnant of a forgotten age when Star Wars wasnt ruined and CGI was limited to puppets and household items. DO NOT TALK TO HIM, he may at first seem harmless but his stories are never ending and many a traveler has lost their way after listening for days to the tales he spins from a loom of a far lost era its golden threads entrance and trap all who hear it and many have never returned from this place, they still can be found roaming the aisle searching for their lost youth and a mint condition R2-D2 Original with intact stickers.
This is the Land of Lobos Collectibles
Many Enter...Few Return...
...without something cool
And so ends my tale of this magical and far off land in the distant plane of High St Nothcote, its halls are decked with the finest in collectibles and toys from Heman to Dr.Who, Muppets to Batman, Aliens to Kill Bill and Sideshow Statues to Hot Toys replicas. May your journey there bring you as much joy as it has brought me. read more