Located right behind the white house, or is it in front of the white house (I always forget), this park is home to protestors, homeless people, insane weirdos who want to talk to the President, lots of security personnel, shockingly young white house employees, friendly squirrels, and lots and lots of rats. Often the fountains aren't working, sidewalks are broken, or the driveway roped off--and sometimes you get all three!
Reasons to come here:
- bike polo played in the driveway between the Treasury Dept and commercial bank buildings
- trying to get to the Renwick Museum
- rat watching, this could be your Big Year right here!
- connoisseur of force protection by the Secret Service
- protesting something
- you work in the white house complex, or one of the white house complex offices on the sides of the park
- you are trying to cycle around town and must take the crappy bike path that goes through the park in the most inconvenient and dangerous way possible
- you're a groupie for the band that plays in the park for evening commuters
- you're a tourist and someone told you this was a good place to go
- you want to get your news broadcasts about the White House live AND in person! There's often live taping of reporters in the park because the white house makes a decent backdrop.
- you're appealing a case to the Federal Circuit Court on the side of the park
- you're on a DC tour, especially a nightly ghost tour (lol)
I dislike how dirty, full of trash and homeless people, and unkept this park is. It's always broken down and disgusting. The fountains often don't work and they are not complex fountains. The flowers are planted repeatedly because nobody takes care of them and they die quickly. I don't understand why the President can't look out of the window and do something about the park service budget. This park is gross.
The secret service agents who mill about this area are actually pretty nice. They are basically tour guides while maintaining some sense of security. So that's one positive in a place that deserves little.
Also, a hidden positive for this park is it has some of the best red bud trees and magnolias in the spring. The red buds here are incredible, some of the best in the city. The pink magnolias are also beautiful and while not special in any way, are just great to look at. Those are great reasons to come here, in addition to my list above. read more