MARCH 4th 2023
Brought my stuff over to the Kramer household.
was greeted by a beautiful little monster and a young palaeontologist.
very pleasant.
The husband....SEXY!
The wife.....LOVELY. great wine drinking partner.
no chocolates on my pillow though. Will need to talk to the Managment. I'm pretty sure the little monster and the palaeontologist are in charge.
MARCH 5th
Had a lovely sleep.
was disappointed that the husband did not wake me up with a serenade. willing to gloss over that because he made me an amazing breakfast.
MARCH 6th
The young palaeontologist and the husband invited me to watch a movie. AMAZING hospitality. we ate all the popcorns and ate all the candy.
The little monster and the dinosaur expert joined me to watch F1. lovely afternoon.
There is a Little monster that roads the halls. she does not have all her fangs so I think I am safe. HOWEVER, the little prankster got me with a whoppee cushion over supper. everyone laughed. I laughed. was a great time. would recommend. Also, turns out the little prankster is ALSO an architect?! this family is just a bunch of geniuses. she invited me and her brother to her room to show us a CAR HOTEL WHAT?!!!!! how is there so much genius in such a little body?!
I must observe and learn.
MARCH 6th
They are giving me ALOT of food. I think they know.
They know food is my kryptonite.
I shall give them 10 stars for such service!!!!!
also....the husband invited me in to the hot tub.....hubby hubba. I think he wants to show me his muscles. I see them MISTER. I see them!
THE LOVELY WIFE....SO FUNNY, SO BUBBLY, AND ONCE AGAIN....AWESOME COMPANY AND WINE FRIEND.
March 8th
THERE WAS COFFEE READY FOR ME....ON THE KITCHEN ISLAND.
THE HUSBAND IS AMAZING. MADE ME COFFEE AND HAD IT READY. MY WORD. I THINK THE HUSBAND HAS A THING FOR ME.
although...he did say no fancy dinner tonight.....I think he is playing hard to get. I will play your little game MR MAN.
MARCH 11TH
OK SO....the dinosaur doctor ALSO plays the piano? WHAT?!
does this little man have no boundaries? genius beautiful little human.
its the weekend. I must be on my toes for the prankster. she is a cunning little human. I fear she will get me again and I will be laughing stock in front of everyone. MUST BE AWARE. at all times.
MARCH 12th
Again....no chocolate on my pillow.
It's ok. I'm fine. Everything is fine.
The young planetologist wants to watch dinosaur movies though!!!!
I think the little monster Em has special powers. I think she can read minds. HOW DO THEY KNOW ALL THE STUFF I LIKE???
10/10 recommend staying with the Kramers.
MARCH 15th
The little ones ask me so many questions!!! I love it!!!! I think they are accepting me in to their genius pack. I must try my best to be as smart as them.
I do believe both of them are MUCH MUCH smarter than I. I have tried my best to keep up. I hope they approve.
MARCH 16TH
Today sucks. I leave today. So yeah today sucks. Although I think Im going to ask the husband to face time me time to time. I think he likes me. I'm pretty sure he does.
The Kramers are the kind of people that make you realize you don't have to be blood to be family. I have enjoyed living with them so very much. I will miss them all dearly. I love you guys and I am so lucky to have met you.
B- I couldn't have asked for a better older brother. This is not goodbye.
Until next time my friend!
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