Right, firstly you need to know how much of a wimp i am! Secondly, you need to know that sometimes i do get scared but thirdly i should add that this place is terrifying!
Having had a few for Dutch courage before going to this renowned night club on first entering i thought i was being sent to a gas chamber the way i got ushered through to pay, about £3 for reference, and then pushed up to the stairs into the rather large, rather confusing nightclub.
Now the clientèle in here are boys in tight jeans, girls in short skirts and in general a lot of scary people. (I feel i'm over using the word scary but its a little bit difficult when describing this place!)
Firstly, we went to get a drink where the child behind the bar with attitude like a rock star said; 'What?' i sheepishly asked for a bottle and hoped she wouldn't spit in it.
Just as i was thinking it wasn't that bad i heard a roar of applause and the DJ muttering some nonsense over the boom boom boom.
The next thing i knew there were two naked girls in cage things that were up quite high so everyone and their auntie could see. I've never seen so many vaginas in one place.
And then the strangest thing happened, a girl/woman (it was hard to tell) with a perm and a lot of make up came over and in the most friendly manor said; 'Hi, you OK?'
'Yes.' i replied.
'Can you hold this for me?' she asked handing me her bottle.
'No prob.' i said slightly confused.
'I'll be back now.' And then she walked about two feet over and beat the crap into some other permed, short skirted thingy.
The bouncers took about two seconds to come over and seperate the idiots, upon which i got asked did i know the nutter?
I slowly put her drink on another table and decided to get my coat.
eeeeeewwwwwwfffff i'll have to give this a no no, sorry. read more