This station is rubbish. There isn't even a ticket office and you couldn't swing a kitten in the rain shelter. Scotrail seems to have forgotten it exists.
Or so I thought. During one particularly icy day, as I made my way from the platform to the back path that leads to Old Kilpatrick, I went absolutely flying and landed on the ground. A man walking his dog rushed over and his pet slobbered all over my face as I tried to get up.
Then a voice came out of nowhere. "Would all passengers please take care in the station area during these adverse weather conditions."
I have never seen a member of staff in Kilpatrick. Ever. Someone, somewhere was watching me.
So I wouldn't pick Kilpatrick Station as the location to spend a public penny or indulge in some drunken al fresco friskiness. It's not as secluded as you think. read more