"No one looks their best while camping" this is said by the immaculately turned out English girl from the tent next to ours.
I presume she was being charitable as she has looked over at my family's area which looks like a bunch of hobos have somehow managed to get by security and set up camp.
This was our first attempt at living in the great outdoors - so we decided to go for the gentle introduction, with toilets, showers and a pool table close enough for comfort.
The camp also offers laundry and a kitchen to the guests which was a great thing to know (though we didn't use them in the end).
Overall facilities were brilliant and we were less than 5 mins walk from Keel beach - in good weather it was nothing short of spectacular.
Cost for 2 adults, one child, car and dog was 22 Euro a night which seemed reasonable.
Just as I turned the pork chops over on the grill I was visited by a familiar stranger
"Hello! Have we reached that time again?"
"We have" confirmed Bjorn.. "900 reviews, overall not bad but your spelling is definitely getting worse"
"I have always believed in quantity over quality" I confirmed
"your chops are burning"
"you mean I talk a lot?"
"no, your chops are really burning".. I look down and see my bbq in flames.
We sit back, Bjorn and I, and watch as the dinner goes up in smoke.
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