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    4.2
    (49 reviews)
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    It's a straightforward gym. They have all the things. It's $20 for a day pass and they supply…read morelocks and towels. You can't go wrong.

    Everything about this place is great except one thing…read more.. There's a male patron doing naked yoga sessions in the sauna that is ruining it for everyone else (we call him sauna guy). We're not talking about basic stretches either, were talking full blown legs up in the air, grunting obnoxiously, doing the splits. Last time I was in there, he was literally doing the splits on his back; spread eagle for all to see! The only reason I'm putting this review in is because the owner and / or management need to know about this. I have already complained twice to the front desk, but the 20yr old kid on shift isn't going to do anything about it. Front desk kid even said they 'talked to the guy already, but he wont stop.' Hey how about suspending his membership? Then revoking it? It's not rocket science how to solve this problem. I don't care if he wants to stretch so he can get good at 'the splits' and I don't care that he wants to be nude, I care that he wants to do both at the same time and take up half the fkng sauna. Wear speedo shorts or don't put your balls up in the air. It's one or the other my guy. For clarity, I have included some images (not sure what yelp did with them) to help demonstrate to management the types of moves this guy is doing (while naked). He is visually assaulting my retinas and I've had enough of his inappropriate exhibitionist behavior. I'm just as tolerant as anyone else, but this creep has got to go!

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    Hotel Chimayo

    Hotel Chimayo

    3.5
    (115 reviews)
    2.1 mi
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    Fantastic, very warm and inviting historic hotel right in the heart of beautiful Santa Fe, steps…read morefrom the plaza and so many other attractions! Smaller hotel, with beautiful traditional Spanish colonial decor and well kept rooms, most open directly onto the long central walkway. The central location and the convenience are hard to beat for a more moderate price point, considering similar options. Helpful front desk and associates. Great shady front porch for excellent people watching!

    We were moving across the country from North Carolina to Arizona and had never been to Santa Fe…read more Since we had our pup with us, hotels were somewhat limited. When we found Hotel Chimayo, the pictures looked charming online. They made it seem like it was a quiet, comfortable, and pet-friendly place to stay. Unfortunately, the only thing that was really great was the underground, gated parking garage. Otherwise, we debated checking out an hour after check-in to find another place to stay. First, they claimed that it was going to start snowing in seven weeks and that they shut the A/C off in preparation for that - we suspect the AC is actually broken. It was 89 degrees during the day with no air at all and at night, the air was so still from zero cross breeze that sleeping was very uncomfortable. We asked for a fan and they said they gave the last one away. Second, the rooms are old - there's sagging and water stains on the ceiling, the bathroom is clean but dated to a point it doesn't look sanitary; and the bed and pillows were like sleeping on a plank of wood (that's a personal preference though). Third, the location is in a very loud section of town. It's clear the locals do not like tourists and as such, rev their engines down the small street at all hours. Fourth, there is no pet relief area. You have to walk a block down the street and across to a park that is hit or miss on it being safe. My suggestion: Find a quiet rental near the churches or an inn, in that direction instead.

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