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shiiiiiiiit was horrible , to money hungry , I paid for a lap dance and tipped 20 before the dance started she sat on my lap and asked to see 20s I showed her I got money and said tip 40 and the dance will start ,lol most the girls are old woman and the younger one smelled like stds , STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! read more

I bought a 100 dollar lap dance, got a finger in her and a stench came out that made me retch. STINKY !

Horrible. I no girls were there until 2 hours after it opened. After they showed I got an average one song lap dance that cost 85.

stay away unless you like getting ripped off. Manegment needs to crack down bad. Decent looking girls but after you pay for a 25$ dance they will gouge you for an 80$ "tip" to start the dance. read more

Stay away from this place. this place is a rip off. I think they got the understanding of tupping wrong here. a lady named Maria - first took money out of my hand, decided to tip the server at the bar on my behalf. next, took me to a private dance room, refused to dance for me even though I paid my dues, then told me she would dance only once she gets tipped. I paid her $38, and she said that's a low tip and proceeds to dance for 30 seconds. I paid a total of $68 for 30 seconds. place is a rip off. whatever it is, nobody should be allowed to touch my money without my permission. read more

This will be my first review on Yelp and I had to start with the one place I can not recommend enough. I drive to Pennsylvania from New York City just to specifically come to Grandview, it's that good. The atmosphere is relaxed, the girls are friendly, and you can BRING your own booze. Yes, there is a cover charge (what strip joint doesn't have one) which is usually just 20 bucks. People will complain about private dances being pricey and that the girls are vultures but let's look at a different perspective here : Would you willingly get naked for a large group of people and not expect money in return? Would you be nude all night to only make 30 bucks? The answer is no and you should expect to spend decent money being in a strip club. Show the ladies respect and you will be treated wonderful here. Don't sit by the poles if you aren't throwing dollar bills, either. You get what you pay for and nothing in this life is free. Also, the routine they do on stage for bachelor parties/birthdays/divorces is done at every club and don't go up if you don't want to get manhandled. Like I said, I can not recommend this place enough. If you are looking for a good time you HAVE to come here. read more

I haven't been to the Grandview in a while but we used to go there religiously. It was the only strip club where 95% of the girls were straight up 10's. Oh hell ladies I'm on my way back read more

I'm going to admit I was a little bit nervous about going to a strip club in the middle of the Pennsyl-tucky mountains, but once my BAC went above .20% we couldn't help but venture out for a look. On the outside it didn't look like much. was expecting to be greeted by a local named Earl while we watched washed up strippers dance for money to buy Sudafed and lithium batteries. Looks can be deceiving! Great venue, nothing fancy but completely functional. Let's highlight some of the talent- THE GOOD One stripper walked around with a light up butt plug that changed colors every few seconds. She didn't have much of a personality, but that butt hole emitted some serious lumens. Once she turned that light in your direction it was like being caught in the tractor beam of a UFO. I was totally mesmerized. THE BAD AND UGLY One stripper was a horrible beast that was shaped like a fluorescent pear. Every once in a while she would let out a nasally whine similar to Fran Drescher in which she would repeat "give me monnnnniiiiieeeeeeeee" and then slap her fat ass and clap her hooves as if that would make us tip more. When we didn't tip, she looked at my friend and called him a "dick head" for no apparent reason beside she felt entitled to "monnniiiiieeeeeeeeeee." Would recommend anybody to check it out. Just avoid the Pear Beast at all costs. You'll know her when you see her. read more

I feel kind of weird to write this review, but being my best friends bachelor party is coming up soon, this place came to mind, and i'm very upset we won't be coming here... Went here, psh, 4 years ago at this point, and I really do call it the greatest place on earth. One the way down for my brother-in-laws bachelor party, all the guys (who'd been there before) kept telling me how great this place was, and that even them attempting to tell me, wouldn't be as good as it really is. People tell you this all the time, and it's never correct. Welllllll, this time, wow, it was. This place is amazing. If we paid a cover, I don't remember, we probably got there before 9/10pm when they might institute it. You can bring your own booze, which we brought 2 very full coolers worth. $20 a dance (i'm hoping/assuming it's the same price), and the girls are insanely good looking. The girls are not pushy at all, extremely friendly, and being from NY, the, look-no touch rule, does not apply here, and they questioned me as to why i was essentially sitting on my hands. Well, because in NY, you have to. Um, not here. Seriously, if you're in the area, or looking for a bachelor party destination, THIS is the destination, hands down. read more

My top choice for strip clubs, hands down! Beautiful young girls, you can smoke in this place and BYOB!!! Not to mention that they're completely naked. $15 to enter, $20 lap dances. If it's pumpin, two chicks on stage and you get to motorboat them, if you're lucky. $1 tips are completely acceptable, they never complain, never give any attitude or mean mug. Al Bundy would proudly make this his nudie bar. read more

Grandview - Main room - Strip Clubs Near Me - Covington Township, Pennsylvania

We went 7 deep from NewYork for a bachelor party weekend and we hit this place up... theres a $20 cover but well worth it the girls were amazing they were all hot (rear in most places) and had a good atittude (very approachable) even guy emplyees treat you like a friend... its all nude so no alcohol sold but u can byob in a cooler in a seperate room... lap dances are $20 for 5mins plus tips (every girl had a diferent style but well worth it u can touch all accept the pussy)... on stage dollar tips acceptable even when u get motorboated... Now get this on one of my lapdances I dropped my car keys! I didnt notice till the next day cuz I left my car at the hotel... and the next day was a sunday! Their closed till monday 7pm! So I was fucked... I had someone come out from Queens to bring me the vallet key and made a day out of it and bounced... I called monday night I spoke to Brenda the bartender (fyi she sounded sweet & adorable over the phone) and she personally agreed to mail me my key! Definitly going back... read more

GO! GO! GO! We went for my bachelorette party! We thought it was gonna be fun to goto a club in the Poconos since there isn't much to do out there and it did not disappoint! All the girls were absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!! They not only kill it on the dance floor but they were the sweetest and kindest girls we ever met!!! Our group loved going and talking to the dancers, they even brought me on stage. Bachelor parties and vacationers it is a must see! Definitely the best strip club I have ever been too! Oh and it's BYOB (save some money) and have a great time!!! Brittany and Sylvia were our personal favorites but it's hard to choose when every girl was 10/10! read more

Pros: cigarette machine, atm, and pretty girls. Cons: 20$ cover, $20 minimum for tip after another $20 for a dance. So $40 for not even 5 minutes. No relaxation, if it's not crowded they basically harass you for a dance and once they have you back there they will say anything to convince you to buy another one. Don't get me wrong, I like Lapdances, but I also like to sit down and enjoy my beer with a nice view. As soon as I came out the dance room another girl comes up and tries to make you go back again. I understand you have to hustle, but there's a right way and wrong way. The final thing that made me leave was when one girl ordered my friend to take out his wallet and give her money.... Not going here again. read more

Edit for date of visit: 5/3/2014. Well, Joe & Eddie have been quite thorough in their praise and they do make some points I agree with, but sadly the cold water must come down as I too felt compelled to talk about how this is one of the worst strip clubs I've been to. A couple of things have changed and could greatly effect your experience that I want to point out: 1: I went on a Saturday night (prime-time) from 9PM - 2AM 2: Cover was the standard $20, not 15$. 3: You can bring in hard-liquor (a rarity for full-nude clubs) but the liquor had to be poured into a cup before you could bring it in thanks yet another weird legal loophole. Where I come from, a Friday Night or a Saturday Night at the strip club means...bring out your full stable and bring your A-game. At Grandview, it seems to mean that only every local male shows up. Literally: I've never seen so many men packed into a club for so few dancers. Yes, it's nice to be able to smoke and drink and see full nude all at once in a clean club with decent lighting fx, decent music, and a friendly bouncer but guess what? All of that means jack to me if I have to swim through three rows of sweaty truckers / frat pledges to find a girl. There could not have been more than 10 dancers the entire night for a house of what must have approached 150 - 200 guys. Call me old fashioned, but if it's a seller's market, it ain't a strip club. The girls leaving the stage could barely hit the carpet before they were bought for private dances. The particularly good ones were bought so fast I thought they'd clocked out for the night until I saw them on stage later. A majority of the private dances I saw sold were AT THE REGISTER as the girl was clocking out of another dance! And even then you had guys waiting!!! I'm not saying I need to feel special, but damn... I'm not waiting in a line to get a girl right from your lap to mine. But that's what it felt like. Even at the stage. So many guys were piled on top of each other to look at one stripper that none of the girls had to even try very hard before the dollars came sprinkling in from whatever corner she went to. Yes, the dances are 20 bucks for decent mileage in a booth, but who cares when you need to get on a wait list to see a stripper? I'm ashamed of how much money I had still waiting in my pocket when I finally gave up and left about 45 min before closing. Long story short: if you care more about the club than the stripping then this is a great place. If you're like me and prefer FFFFM over MMMMMMMMMMF then you'll be sticking to Vegas and dirty Jersey - not this afterthought in PA. read more

Love this place ! Every year we go on a Wednesday golf outing and end up at the grand view girls are nice and bring own Booz is the best part if u drink a lot Def recommend going read more

DIVINE (adj): of, from or like God or a god. THAT, my beautiful people, is the one (and only one) word that fully captures the breathtaking wonder that is Grandview Gentlemen's Club or, as I like to call it, Titty City. A few small disclaimers before I begin to dictate how bad a life decision you will be making if you choose not to attend this awe-inspiring establishment that would make even Gandalf the White throw down his staff. 1. I've never written a Yelp review in my life, but couldn't live with myself if I didn't give this place the credit it has so dearly earned. 2. I checked the rules of writing a review. If you haven't realized by now, I'm going to mention some details so if you have a weak stomach and/or don't like women, I advise you retreat faster than General Cornwallis at Yorktown. 3. I don't even like strip clubs. That said, I love me some titties and I've been to some of the finest establishments the world has to offer. Also (and I say this without a hint of a brooding tone), I do in fact get laid more than chicklets 9 months after a barn storming - aka, I'm not a toothless rodeo clown. On to the review! Raise you hand if you like buying $15 vodka sodas served in Dixie cups!! No takers?!? Exactly, because you're fucking American and that heinous act of cowardice should be kept in France where it belongs. Titty City is BYOB which, for those of you who don't know, means you can pack a cooler of PBR, Coors Original and a bottle of Fireball. It's like a Nascar Race, sans the deafening noise and and women's clothing (unfortunately there are still a bunch of rednecks). Being from a big city, I had less expectations coming into this place than I did when I suffered through the sequel of the Boondock Saints. Three reasons for this. 1) me and my buddies, ages 24-28, showed up at 3:30 in the afternoon with hangovers that would make the Olson Twins proud, 2) it's in the middle of fucking nowhere and 3) it was 3:30 in the afternoon. Holy Jesus was I mistaken... We quickly became the majority shareholders of Titty City as there were only two other patrons who were well past their prime. But hey, power to 'em, never waste a boner after 60 right?!? In the 4ish hours we spent in God's playground, there were only 4 dancers. Didn't care, they were all crazy, sexy beautiful and 3 of the 4 had fake tits (P.S. I love fake tits). We deduced the only one without surgically enhanced love apples just hadn't been in the game long enough yet, her time will come no doubt. The dances to the songs themselves were great, and the ladies shared some sophisticated conversation with us regarding how good they polish knob, how to keep their tig ol bitties soft (who the hell knew you could actually MAKE your breasts more soft?) and what they want to do when they grow up. Kidding, they want to be strippers. The bartender was also a good sport, she didn't even put a cigarette out on my neck when we all sang her happy birthday (she was embarrassed, but I'm pretending in my head that she was moist with affection). Now, I could literally sit here all day and tell you every last intimate detail about our time in Rack City (God forbid since it's all I've been thinking about for 48 hours), but you wouldn't care...I totally get it. Let's face it though, if you've read this far you either have nothing left to do at work, reallllly love ladies of the night or are one of my friends who was there and wants to re-live your time in dreamville. That said, I'll leave you all with this... NINA! Nina, Nina, Nina... you are one divine creature. Dare I say special? No, not like retarded... I'm going to sound like a creep right now and I DON'T CARE. I don't know whether or not it was your flawless body, the way you undressed me with your eyes, whispered in my ear, the clit riing, the little stomach braclet thingy that's wicked hot, the blonde locks that fell so perfectly from your face or the VIP dance you gave me - but holy shit I'm in love. For the record, if your out there listening Nina, you should start advertising it as an OTP Fuck Job because that's what it is. Hands-down best lap dance you'll ever receive that concludes with your dick still in your pants. Because of you, I now have a reason to repent for my sins and go to heaven. Girl, if you grew up in Ancient Egypt, Cleopatra would have had you executed for threatening her brand. I haven't decided if you were a blessing or a curse... Since I've been home, I've turned down actual female relations twice in two nights because I am literally uninterested. Instead, I sit here on my computer like a herb and hope to God Nina reads this and shows up at my door to accept the wedding ring I've already bought her. Well folks, that's it. I'm not going to go out and say that you should kill yourself if you decide to go skiing instead of this rather fun afternoon excursion but, if you don't go, you should really admit you love the D. Smooches, Joey read more

We came in here while vacationing in PA on a whim. There was a $20 cover, for guys and girls, and alcohol is byob but you can only bring beer bottles in as hard alcohol has to be poured into a cup in another room. It sounds weird and complicated but it's pretty straightforward. There were A LOT of guys in there but it seemed like there were lots of dancers too. My favorite was Ginger who was incredibly sweet and funny. There were a few birthdays and it looked like those guys had a great time. The girls are all friendly and approached my guy friends repeatedly. If you're looking for a strip club in this area for whatever reason, come here. read more

Girls were friendly. But they weren't amazing on the pole. Most didn't even touch the pole. Bodies were okay. Got my boyfriend a dance with the only girl he found cute but she didn't have a nice body. Real hit or miss. I mean, the bouncer was nice too. Lol. read more

15$ entrance fee BYOB. 20$ lap dance. Women are amazing lots of 20yr olds couple of mature ladies as well. All 8s and 10s. You will not regret coming to this place. Big spacey area for drinking when you walk in the club itself is big with booths in the back. A nice stage with couple of women dancing the DJ plays great music and keeps the place moving. Good atmosphere and nice lights. read more

Best. Place. Ever!!! Came down from NYC for a Bachelor Party, wow what an experience. We will never forget! read more

So as you can see from my other views, I frequent strip clubs quite often. In fact, I've been going to them since I was 18 (what can I say? I like tits). Never in my almost a decade of strip club experiences have I ever felt more threatened or harassed like I did at Grandview. I was out for my partner in crime's bachelor party (he's my strip club mentor actually) and he had been there a few times in the past so we figured it'd be a good place to go. We were some of the first patrons to arrive so we were up at the stage from the get go. Things soon started to turn sketchy when groups of guys started to arrive. I'm not talking like 3 or 4 dudes, I mean the place was filled within about 40 minutes. Myself and another female friend of my partner in crime were literally the only non-employee females there. Usually this kind of scenario doesn't bother me simply because it happens a lot but this crowd was different. There was a very predatory sense in the air that did not make me comfortable. I had ignored most of the leering and drunk comments until one guy tried to full on grope me. He was about two seconds away from a punch to the jaw had his friends not pulled him away. We left shortly thereafter mostly because my partner in crime was worried for my safety. One review had mentioned that Grandview seems to be a gathering place for frats and I'd have to agree. This wasn't just normal bachelor party douchebaggery going on, I've been around plenty of that. These were the kind of guys you see in mug shots when a frat gets busted for gang raping a few girls. The patrons of Grandview are future sex offenders as far as I'm concerned. And before anyone gets riled up over my choice of descriptions, read my other strip club reviews. I'm not your typical female at a strip club and I can handle my own just fine (and often with a sense of humor and understanding). This was one of the few times in my life that I felt threatened just due to the sheer volume of creepy dudes there. Bottom line - If you are female, DO NOT GO TO GRANDVIEW. Now all that being said, if you are male and looking for an honest view of the dancers there, I will happily provide that for you. The dancers were very hit or miss. It was either super hot but didn't dance (lots of that stripper strut thing they do going on up in there) or could dance and do pole tricks but looked strung out on who-knows-how-many-different-kinds-of-drugs. The body types were all very similar which was a little off putting mostly because I like a variety of women, not just the same body with different hair and skin color.There were, however, lots of nice, big fake tits if you're into that sort of thing (I am so it was good for me). The full nude aspect really didn't make any difference for me at this particular club. Most clubs I go to are full nude and they seem to be more provocative with their dancing. The girls at Grandview were more like a burlesque show where they tease and tease and tease and as soon as everything is off, they're done with their song. Overall the dancers and the club itself weren't awful. Hell, if the patrons hadn't been such dickheads, this would probably be a four star review. But because of the clientele Grandview seems to attract, two stars is the best I can do. I'll end my review with this - when we were leaving, we noticed that two yellow school buses were parked in the lot that hadn't been there earlier. Yellow. Fucking. School. Buses. Grown men arrived at a strip club in the same vehicle they probably went to their first day of kindergarten on. And to be honest, seems like those dudes haven't changed much since then. read more

Ok so I went there on a Friday night in December if that matters. I got there at 8pm and there was only one other patron. Normally a strip club has women spaced around the room, but there was only one visible because no one else was there, even though they had been open an hour. They did then start the pole dancing with one dancer on stage. The dancers were very much not my type. So much so it was more awkward watching them then interesting. The strange thing was, when the dance was done, she would go back to the dressing room. I was hoping for just one decent looking girl to get a lap dance to make the trip worth it, and I watched 5 dancers come on stage and leave until I asked why no girls were just around the floor. I was told when it was really slow, they don't stay so the girl on stage has a chance at tips. Fine, so I asked the dancer who was the best of the bunch for a dance before I left. Mind you, in my typical club in Manhattan, I wouldn't even considered this girl, but in the circumstances this was the best available. Now to get in to the place there is a $20 cover. No problem, this makes sense especially since there is no alcohol. But to get a dance with a girl, you have to pay another $20 to the house then the girl works on tips only! That is absurd! Of the 10 or so clubs I have been in, I have never heard of such a thing. But since I asked the girl for a dance, I decided to go ahead. The private dance area was basically some stalls that look like they belong in a bathroom near the back. Here, instead of a toilet, there was a hard chair to sit in. Apparently the house rules included no kissing of any part of her body, so another negative compared to every strip club I have ever been in. After 5 awkward minutes I gave the girl $20 because I just felt bad for her and left. With how this place operates, even with attractive girls, it wouldn't be a good experience. As it is, I have no idea how this place exists. Then again, with two people there on a Friday night, I don't think it will be around much longer. read more