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    Funky Abbey

    5.0 (2 reviews)
    ModerateCocktail Bars

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    Brunnenhof

    Brunnenhof

    (11 reviews)

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    After touring the Porta Nigra, I entered this establishment for some still water and coffee…read more Visiting Germany as a tourist for the first time, my German is very poor after only a few days here, but I am trying to learn it. I only mention this because if there were any signs telling me how to get service here, I probably couldn't read them at this time. I am giving one star only because you cannot give zero. I entered the cafe/bar area not knowing that the seating around the corner in the courtyard was where they serve you. There is seating within the cafe/bar area, but I guess that isn't for "unwelcome tourists" like me. My friend and I were ignored for a while by the apparent two member staff as they continued what sounded like a chat. Finally, they turned to us and asked in English if we had any questions. I nicely requested the water and coffee. Quite rudely, I was told that service was out in the courtyard and that "this is not a shopping mall." We apologized and headed into the courtyard where we sat for a little discussing the rudeness of the staff and looking for a waiter. About the time we decided not to give them any of our business, the "not a shopping mall" staff member finally came out to take our order. We told him that we are just leaving.... I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS PLACE. I've been to quite a few places now in this wonderful country and have not had a single rude experience until here. There are much friendlier establishments not too far away. The only reason I even headed in the direction of this cafe was because I spotted, from a Porta Nigra window, a bunch of empty picnic tables in the shaded courtyard. Looked like an inviting place to take a break after climbing the stairs in Porta Nigra.

    Coyote Cafe Trier

    Coyote Cafe Trier

    (26 reviews)

    €€

    Great music streaming from speakers when you enter. You just have to swim through the smokers that…read morecrowd the entrance. Decent place to people watch, but much to cold on the night that visited. Thursday Cocktails are a must. Huge selection of drinks and everything as a reduced price all night. But what I love about this place they have a listing of great non-alcoholic drinks that will temp your palate as hard as the booze. Waiter and bartender was very attentive and thankfully spoke English - but still allowed me to stumble around in my choppy Deustch. You must come with an appetite. I ordered what I htought would be the smallest item on the menu. A simple burger. The think was over 1/2 lb, seasoned deliciously and placed on a carb filled delicious bun with a huge plate of fries. Germans like to eat. But thankfully the quality of the food is not reduced. I was only pissed that I wouldn't be there for the Saturday Latin Night. I can assume that this place will be just as lively since it surrounds a lot of universities ad people were already clearing the floor around us to dance to the music on a foggy Thursday night. There were no tvs so not a place to watch a game, but good place to celebrate after.

    We checked into Park Plaza and walked out and saw this place. We ordered the crunchy chicken…read morebreast, the steak and the macaroni and cheese. It was very good! The service was nice and the food came out hot and all our meals were wonderful. I recommended trying it!

    Funky Abbey - cocktailbars - Updated May 2026

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