I'd never been to a trendy pool before I arrived in Melbourne, a pool known for being largely comprised of children's piss? Sure. A pool famous for its hot chips? Oh yes. Yes please. A pool notorious for having razor blades jammed in its waterslides? Absolutely. And by the way, South Auckland I'm talking to you. But a trendy pool? This I had to see.
For a visit to the Fitzroy Swimming Pool during summer is like no other. A beautifully retro pool originally built in 1908 and saved from closure in the nineties by its vociferously loyal locals, the Fitzroy Pool is where you NEED to go if a) you're on the pull, b) you're into ogling beautiful bodies or c) you really, really like to show off.
That said, being happily ensconsed myself - ergo absolutely not on the aquatic, terra firma, or any kind of pull - and being more likely to be found in a burkini than a bikini; if, like me, you go to the pool to cool off rather than to show off you can still enjoy the Fitzroy Pool.
On Sundays, the Fitzroy Pool plays host to DJs - yes, DJs - which, granted, I've avoided like the plague. Hipsters in bikinis I can handle. Hipsters in bikinis with bodies so taught they don't mind dancing with nary a piece of clothing in sight? You'lll find me at the pub tucking into a roast.
Hatred for the beautiful people aside, Fitzroy Swimming Pool really is the bee's knees. There is a sauna and steam room - where I've seen the occasional American Indian looking fellow having a mistily transcendent experience - and even a spa pool which are all invaluable during the cooler months.
And for those that care about looking good at the pool there's even an adjoining gym. Truly something for everybody. What's not to like?! read more