Obviously the people 2 or 3-starring this place didn't get the memo: You must be, I repeat: MUST BE drunk or in the throes of a hangover of epic proportions to fully appreciate the delicacies on offer at Eerikin. I don't mean you had one too many beers at Corona drunk. I mean you are obliterated. The harder it is to walk, the better this food is going to taste. If you're so blitzed you can't read the menu, you're in the right place. No offense to the owners of this establishment. They're super nice and the people that work here are fast, efficient, and they'll be your best friends and salvation come 2 a.m. on a Saturday night.
I highly recommend the falafel salad which will consist of 5 (the requisite number of balls to soak up the inordinate amount of poison you've ingested) falafels in a "special sauce" that looks like red dye 40 but tastes like sweet nectar, with a squirt of yogurt on top. There will be rice and there will be salad. Now that rice will look normal but once it's blended with that sauce we talked about earlier, it will taste like something Julia Child herself cooked up after a rowdy night out. The salad will be soggy. Such is life. It's still vegetables. Suck it up and do something positive with your life you degenerate.
In all seriousness, this is a classic fast-food kebab place in a great central (to the bars) location. The inside is quite nicely appointed (even downright fancy for a late-night joint) and the owners are obviously doing something right (feeding hungry lunch crowds in search of a quick fix and obviously fueling and refueling and even reviving the nightlife crowd). No, as a mostly clean-eating vegetarian with a love of organic macrobiotic hippie shit, I wouldn't eat here most of the time. But I will most definitely eat here after a night out of UNclean living and I highly recommend you do the same. The thing is: kebab is fast food here. This is fast-ish food. It's ok fast food by the light of day. It is amazing unicorn food at 2.30 a.m. Oh and it's cheaper than a pack of cigarettes. So quit smoking and eat your greens. Even if they are soggy. read more