I have been coming to Crazy Horse since I was 19 years years old, and I'm dangerously close to 30…read morenow. I have never once had a disappointing trip. I've come with friends on Saturday nights, I've come alone after work, I've come intending to drop $30 and I've come intending to drop $300. The performers are always a delight, the workers in front are always courteous, and it's a very easy place to relax and have four hours slip by before you know it. The performers do work for the tips, and the more you're willing to give them the better time you'll have. If you're sitting in a back row and holding tight onto your wallet you shouldn't expect much other than perhaps a performer to visit you and ask if you want a private tour (which are rather pricy and not particularly eventful), but if you sit up at the stage and ask the front desk to give you a nice stack of $1 bills the amount of interaction you can get is absolutely mind-boggling. Five dollars on the stage will get you more hands-on experience than you've seen since junior prom. Be respectful, keep your hands to yourself unless directed otherwise, and you will have the time of your life.

Last time i entered this place, I noticed a very strong butthole smell permeated the entire area. I…read morecould not tolerate it for more than 40 minutes, so I left.

A nice variety of guys and a few trans. The place was clean. They don't allow poppers. There is no…read morefood. Lots of glory holes

In anticipation of the Folsom street Fair, I visited Eros Saturday night. Everything was going fine…read moreuntil I tried to get around a tight spot and ended up with a big scratch on my back from some unfinished metal on a stairwell. I didn't bleed but I definitely had a noticeable scratch and my night there was quickly over. I showed the attendant the scratch on my way out. I registered my extreme dissatisfaction with the situation. He explained that they had just installed a new stairwell. Whatever. Guys are walking around in towels or less and it's a tight area. I simply bumped into the thing when someone was trying to pass in front of me. They clearly did not think this through. This was an astonishing violation of my (and everyone's) safety. The attendant equivocated and didn't even offer a refund. After I left, the shock wore off just enough for me to realize I should get checked out at an ER. Seemed like I was overreacting until the ER folks gave me a tetanus shot. They reassured me I wasn't overreacting. I'm going to have to tend to this with neosporin for the next several days. Not happy. Not coming back.

****21+ activity****…read more Came here with my friend I met at Artichoke Joe's casino and was treated with much respect. I got a reserved table upstairs with VIP table. Women here are beautiful! Highly recommend with my utmost respectful regards.

Old review that I kept forgetting to write!…read more I came here with a few friends on a weekend afternoon and was able to enjoy their $5 buffet. Fried chicken and pizza were well made. All the workers were extremely friendly and welcoming! This is an SF must visit ~

I can't remember having this much fun. I don't like to think of myself as old but my grandson is in…read morecollege, so I can understand if others think of me that way. My girlfriend and I have been dating about six months. As I rummaged around the internet I come across a story about The Power Exchange. It might be fun, we could go and watch people having fun, maybe play with each other a little, if that feels right. What do we have to lose, if it's to creepy we can just leave. When I mentioned the idea of going to a sex club, my girlfriend, she fired off a string of questions, "Do I want to have sex with other people? Do I want her, to have sex with other people? Are people going to be groping me? Is it just going to be guys with their dicks hanging out .... " No, No, I don't know, maybe, If it's creepy we can leave. The staff is friendly and welcoming. The main room is the size of a basketball court with a disco ball. Near the entrance under a spot light, is a black leather swing, suspended from chains, with stirrups for your feet. I motion towards the swing and ask my friend if she would like to try it? I didn't expect that she would agree since we had just arrived. Without hesitation she climbs up. She is suspended inside the metal frame with her legs far apart and her hands holding the chains behind her head. I Can't believe how beautiful she looks. I grab a nearby chair the perfect height, and sit down to eat as if it's my first meal in a month. She is laying back and allowing me complete access, while I am also able to watch the reaction on her face. What I can't see is the stream of new arrivals that have been standing behind me taking in the view. A hour later we go down stairs where there is a warren of rooms some occupied and others not. My friend and I enter one of the small rooms and spend the next hour touching every part of her. The door is open and I am only vaguely aware of other guests coming and going. The rules of the club require that you ask permission before touching and given that we are completely engrossed in each other "our guests" just watch respectfully before moving on to another room. Staff people on each floor watch to be sure no one is being pressured into anything. We devote the next hour to discover if it really is possible to fuck someones brains out. - As we got to the car my friend said let's do that again. I agree - that was the most fun I have had in years. The only thing that would make this place better is if I could find a parking garage near by that was open late

The experience for was Luke warm and that's because it was my first time so I didn't really what to…read moreexpect. I did enjoy the different levels the music was good. Other than that the atmosphere was friendly and I would definitely go back.

Love to Visit Again !!!! Great they have this Luxury here…read morenear to Central Berkeley !!! Have used their Jacuzzi & Steam Room plenty, but its been EONS !!! A Good Entertainment Club for Afterhours !!!!!

Convenient spot, but staff could use more helpful vibes…read more I booked a room here because it beats the hassle of just renting a locker for eight hours--wandering around, hoping whoever I match with has a room. With my own space, I can actually host and keep things smooth. Location's practical, I've used it before, no complaints there. This visit, though? Front desk was frustrating. Vending machine was supposed to take Google Pay--I had money on my linked card--but it kept rejecting it anyway. No physical cards, no cash, just wireless pay, so I was stuck. Thing is, that same Google Pay card worked fine when I paid for my entrance fee at the front--so I figured if they opened the machine, I could just buy what I needed and pay him right there, where it actually processed. When I asked if they could open it for me (unless it's some independent vendor), the Latino guy--black shirt, small red shorts, I think his name's Jesse--said it's theirs, but he doesn't have the keys. Then it was just "Sorry, can't help," "We don't do that," and he'd walk off. Felt like talking to a brick wall on a slower-than-usual Tuesday night--there were a few people around, just not the usual rush. They kept saying "just use the ATM we have here," but that thing doesn't even take wireless tap--Google Pay's useless on it. I wasn't leaving empty-handed after paying--refunds aren't an option once you're in--so I kept at him, asking questions insistently--not yelling, just not backing down. Half the time I'd have to walk behind him as he kept moving, not stopping to hear me out--he was being evasive, like he wanted me gone. I ended up chasing him down just to get a real answer. I asked if there was any way I could leave momentarily without losing my spot, and only then he said, "Okay, yes, you can take a 20-30 minute break." I bolted to my bank's ATM outside, got cash, made it back in time. He buzzed open the door for me without a word, then said nothing else--like I wasn't even there. I had to approach him again, ask if he needed anything else from me. Only then did he grab a towel, dump my keys on it, slam the bundle across the counter, and turn away, evasive the whole time. Made me feel like a nuisance instead of a member. If he really can't open the machine, fine--but some basic direction would've helped. I get policies are strict, maybe he was having an off night, but the whole thing left me feeling dismissed. Room's fine, 8-hour setup's handy, but honestly? This is my last time. After that, I just don't feel like coming back. One star: convenience wins, but service influences the whole experience. [By the way... If their policy is so strict to not wanna do something as simple as opening a vending machine, why then did I see a woman bathing in the hot tub in a self-claimed "male-only" bathhouse during this visit?]

I keep reflecting on last night and saying "MY GAY ASS LMFAOOOOOOO"…read more First, the cons: I still don't like that black bald security guy with the straggly beard that works there, he's always specifically rude as hell to me. But everyone else is cool! Moscow Mules are extremely tasty, the latino security guy with the newsboy cap is always friendly and I adore seeing him, Danielle is a great presence, and I was treated nicely here! Hygienic, a nice ambiance, and ladies seem relaxed! FRIDAYS are indeed the best night with other friendly ladies (and some couples, although mostly women) in the audience and couples throwing cash, the ladies working are EXTREMELY friendly and sociable, so if you're nervous, don't be! Get all dolled up and put on a cute fit... the cutest one in your closet, yes THAT one, and wear it here... And bring your cash, 100$ is enough for a great couple's dance (3 songs, and you'll wish it were 5) and 200$ at least if you genuinely wanna have a great time throwing ones and turning up! (Don't be like my date and sulk about not getting a ton of positive attention if you're also not showing positive attention back in the form of tossing ones... As you can imagine, I'll probably avoid bringing him back-) I had an experience with the stripper So-So that was soooooo so incredible that I had the gayest dream I've ever had in my life and woke up the next morning ready to entirely block every man in my phone and be a rich lesbian instead. 11/10 experience Also of course shoutout to Zion, Genesis, and Eliana (Eliana is extremely gorgeous and takes great care of herself, she's fun and sassy,) and admittedly So-So's couple's dance with me and my date last night had me in a DAAAAAAZE, I was literally so faint and swooning after it that I was stumbling around like a newborn baby deer all weak in my knees. (And mind you, I was sober at that point, more than enough water and hours passed, I was euphoric!) It was like getting Snoo-Snoo'd in Futurama, hell yeah So-So! It's almost 6pm the next day and I am swooning even now! (also i forgot, i was dancing at First Fridays in my five inch heels, so i think my knees were genuinely damaged before arriving anyway, I haven't moved all day since getting home... do ur stretches yall) She was laughing to my date like "She's all faint and blushing nowwwww she doesnt know what to do with herself oh my gaaaaaad", and that hater ass security guard said "Needa take their ass HOME", like sir... you're bald and snarky... avoid being seen or heard... (he's mentioned in a previous review about shoving me once, a weirdo) And his hater energy is why its 4 stars, I was amazingly ecstatic and he was a vibe killer, and dampened the experience! but I know deep in my spirit, this place is always a hit, 10/10 and knowing me I'll end up back here in a week and a half with even more cash to throw, anyone I've taken here leaves in all smiles, i slept like a baby and awoke an almost-full-lesbian

They stole my credit card and claimed they didn't have it. Eventually we came back and they…read morereturned it after demanding it. The place is absolutely gross

I was in town for a convention last week and wanted to end my time in SF on a fun note. I told my…read morecabbie that I have never been to a gentlemans club and he said, "I got just the place!" Club is well layed out and looked pretty busy. Almost instantly, this hottie named Jasmine approaches me and we quickly get a room... It was almost a bust night because none of my cards were working, apparently, this is a common trend at these clubs. Luckily, Jasmine was able to set me up with zelle and I was able from then on to transfer directly to her. I had such a great time and left with a smile on my face. So much, that my first review is to give praise to them. I would've given this place 5 stars, but there was creepy old bouncer always peeping through the curtain - made it a little awkward. I guess he thought something was going to happen, but she was in total control. Lol! Next time I am in San Francisco I know exactly where Im heading to and who I am going to see... Thanks again for a terrific night.

The things I saw here.... you talk about making a guy blu.....sh…read more These girls are gorgeous and it's a pretty good time.

One of the best clubs in SF. Definitely worth checking out. My friends told me about this club.read more

this place used to be a shit hole 15 yrs ago. One thing's for sure. the girls have gotten a little…read morehotter. The only real problem with the place though is how freaking small it is. it's like a strip club in your parents living room

Any time I cone to San Francisco and I want to cone to a strip club, I come here. Its a cool club,…read moreShawn and Mike are really cool managers and just good people to talk to. There are a few bartenders and waitresses that are very sweet. All the ladies that perform there are very friendly and beautiful, one stands out for me: Daisy!!! She's the sweetest, kindest and just salt of the earth. Had a couple of drinks with her and a dance and it was so peaceful. Keep up the good work ladies and gents.

Update to May 3rd review. I noticed a manager from the club responded w/ the typical "...we strive…read moreto make every customer's experience enjoyable." I'm a biased person because I've been to Thailand, Cuba, Hong Kong and Canada many times. The Hustler club has nothing in common w/ clubs in those countries and really has nothing in common w/ Larry's magazine. If you're thinking of going to this club, do yourself a favor and don't go. Save your money and go to Thailand, Canada. It's not just clubs where you can have fun. There are clean, legal, attractive establishments where intense and erotic fun can be had--the sort of fun the Hustler Club advertises but doesn't come close to delivering. (Note: Cuba is not a place to travel at this time. Nobody will ever see the Cuba I saw during my travels there from the year 2001 to 2022).

The food and the show was so good!! The girls are amazing, they're beautiful and the food was bomb…read more The food actually really caught me off guard because it was delicious!! I recommend coming with a group of friends so you can try a bunch of items. We got the Bay Area pizza, truffle fries, fish tacos, and guacamole steak dip. Overall the staff were so friendly and the vibes were v

As a fan of Asia SF, I was glad Dolls SF popped up after the closure of Asia SF. Unfortunately, I…read morethink Asia SF was much better in comparison. The show was good but the show at ASF was better. I think it has to do with the venue. Over here, tables are too far apart so you definitely don't feel the vibe. The vibe was much more fun at ASF. The girls were gorgeous and great as usual though Dinner was good! I also love that you can order whatever drink as part of the package. It's rare for food at a show to be good but it is! We got one of everything! The after party was weird. We had to leave after dinner so they could set up and we come back. So we went out to the main venue and it's all college kids. Really weird being in our 40's having to hang out with college kids to wait for the party. Eventually we were over it so we left instead of enjoying the party. I didn't like that we paid for gratuity and on a separate receipt there was tip for the dancers. The dancers were the waiters too so essentially instead of tipping 20%, we'd be tipping 40%. That didn't sit well with us and we didn't give the "show tip". If we weren't paying attention we would have paid both. The waitress seemed annoyed we didn't pay the show tip. All in all, I do recommend checking it out to try something unique in SF, but I think one time is enough unlike ASF where the vibes were so fun we went often for many events.