Party of 6. Absolute f**king disaster! We had a reservation. Four in our party are Shoreham residents and local shop owners. The staff all know them. But that did not prevent a terrible episode of poor service and a near maiming of one of us.
Long story short. We ordered our dinner at 8:10pm. Plates finally made it to our table at 9:40pm. No apologies, no explanation. Just curt excuses made by the rather presumptuous French waitress who was also the manager on duty.
The maiming: My friend across from me bites down on what should be a portion of fresh fish. She crunches down, winces in pain and spits out a large shard of thick, sharp plastic. Upon inspection it is the rim of a large bottle top. Her mouth is lacerated and she is bleeding.
We call the manager over. She exclaims some concern and the litany of excuses starts once again. A incident form is brought over for the victim the complete, a perfect demonstration of typical English bureaucracy. I suspect the form is deposited in the trash bin as soon as we leave.
Damage report: One meal deducted from the bill. Two half filled glasses of wine poured for free to assuage the pain.
Yelp review: One star. One warning to you. Value your time and health? Stay away. read more