Last year we walked right in. This year it's like the line for the Berne ralley. Total Trash Productions really blew it. If you can't handle the crowds, don't sell advanced tickets. This thing will be half over by the time we get in.
So, one star for that.
BUTT. (And that's a big butt), once inside, everything is major chillaxed, the band lineup is better than anything you ever saw, so don't even try to compare. Punk rock is now pure joy. Who saw that coming? John Waters can't possibly be paid enough to be so cool. And to top it off, Tracy Lords could kick Madonna's as and that asshole Tony Clifton? Forgetaboutit.
Shandon and the Clams are dreamboats, Angry Samoans are hot soccer moms, the Dwarves ruined my ears, and the Soda Boys left a rude stain. And can anyone touch the Mummies? Probably, yes. It's not like security is especially tight, here.
This is the new Burning Man. Just need more naked people and fire. read more