20/12/2011 First to Review
Ooooh yea, the number of possible statements that can be said in this review! Seriously, as a macho Aussie man, how can I not be happy in this store?
However for the sake of respecting all that is innocent, and holy, I'll keep this one clean.
Ladies:
There are some damn hot lingerie pieces inside this store. Even the mysterious baby doll outfits tease me too much. Playboy? Yes, please! But the first matching red bra and red panties is the one. The ultimate for a pair of male eyes.
Tip: Have fun but be serious, when wearing it. (do you know that I mean? I guess you'd have to be when your partner is staring at you. It's entertaining for us. Find out what we want. Would we like a dance? Yes, please we love this.
Be sexy in your movements, listen to us, and reassure me that you won't cheat on me with a new man, after spending this night together. I've dreamed of rare nights like this, since I was a little teenage boy, and you know I waited for way too long (several months) for this. You know, pop the pill, just in case. I'll make sure I'm protected, in return for your efforts.
I'll turn on our favourite Kylie Minogue song to set the mood for us:
"On a night like this
I want to stay forever (stay forever)
On a night like this
Just want to be together
On a night like this"
So you get my point. I couldn't be happier "eye-ing" (or what we Aussie males say, "havin' a good perv") of all the contents of this store! This is what Bras N Things mean to me...LOL read more