If you're going to this restaurant for the first time, read this review. I'm going to give a rating for each of the following: food, service, and ambiance - my final rating is an average of the three.
The food is without a doubt, 1 star. I'll start with the white asparagus with mayonnaise, which was about 5 pieces of asparagus that was served cold straight from the can - I'm not going to say it just taste like it was from a can, because there is no way it was prepared to taste that way.. it was 100% taken out of a can and put on a plate. As for the mayonnaise, it was literally a bowl of mayonnaise, that's it. So for about 14euro, you're getting canned asparagus and a bowl of mayonnaise. No exaggeration. Next, the famous suckling pig - I had read quite a few bad reviews about the suckling pig so I didn't go in with high expectations, but you really can't go there without having their most famous dish. I took one small bite and that was enough for me to put it aside. I actually almost spit it out - it was far too gamey for me. If you enjoy pork that is very gamey, you'll probably enjoy the pig. As for the potatoes on the side, I couldn't have more than one bite because the juice of the pig was soaked in it, which gave it a gamey flavor as well. My plate was pretty much untouched, and I put it to the side and decided oh well, it was worth a try, until the waiter came and randomly asked me if I wanted to try the lamb instead. I was completely turned off by the food at that moment but wasn't about to ask for my money back so I said sure, why not. I love lamb, I prefer it over beef so I figured it would be much better - I was wrong. It was very gamey as well, and had far too much salt. I don't know why, but I felt bad so I destroyed it with my knife and fork to make it look like I ate what I could. So if you enjoy meat that is very gamey and salty, then you'll probably enjoy this restaurant.
Service was 5 stars in my opinion. The reservation was booked through the hotel for 8:30, but once we got there, the host said there was no reservation. After a very small argument, he asked us to wait for about 10 minutes or so, until he could figure things out. They sat us in the kitchen and gave us cheese, and fresh slices of cured pig with crackers. A few minutes later we were sat and everything was fine. Our server was very polite and attentive. Offering to replace the pig with the lamb without having to complain was something I've never experienced in Spain before. (and not only have I traveled here many times, I lived in this country for 6 months years ago). In my opinion for European standards the service was amazing.
Ambiance is also 5 stars for what it is. You're eating at the oldest restaurant in the world and it feels like it too. It's an experience. It's not fancy, it's not trendy, it's the oldest restaurant in the world. It's 5 stars for what it is.
I think 3 stars is a fair average for the 3 categories. If you're going for the food, and you enjoy gamey salty lamb and pig, then you'll love it - if not, stay away. If you're going just to say you went, then it's worth it. That's the only reason I went. read more