"You kiss the stone like you kiss your mom... a quick peck. If someone want to swap spit with you, they would do it in person, not via the stone," instructed me. Yup, that is what I tell my students when doing their trip briefing for Ireland (you're welcome!). Unfortunately not everyone heeds to those guidelines. The Irish are smart... regardless of whether the story behind the stone is true, they have capitalized on it and as a result, you can hear more American accents than Irish accents in this area. My countrymen eat this up. In fact when we changed our Ireland trip to go to the west coast to see the Cliffs of Moher and spare the students a little less time on the coach, our numbers for the trip dropped and the most common remark on the survey... "I wanted to see the Blarney Stone."
Thus, I gave in, Blarney Stone, here we come! I have been to Blarney Castle three times, don't worry, I only kissed the stone once. I will say, yes it is a tourist dream and trap, but there is more to the place than just the stone and this is a more accessible castle for some tourists than other castles, and let's be honest, if it brings money to the poor Irish economy, then, really, who are we to argue. My tips: 1) if you are not part of a tourist group, but you do want to stop and see what the fuss is about, go as soon as they open... seriously. If you want to beat all the tourist groups, go early. 2) if you do want to acquire the gift of eloquence (or gab), then go straight for the stone first, then go exploring. The thing is that once the tourist groups get there, you are going to have to wait in line. Having seen the demographics of these tourist groups, many are pensioners and well... they move slow or have difficulty moving... you don't want to get stuck behind them. 3) while the cafes in the car park for the castle are nice for a cuppa, I would recommend going into town if you want a meal. Yes, you'll probably run into a tourist or two, but you're not going to have to fight the crowds.
Now, back to the part about the stone not being the only attraction... the grounds of the castle are fairly large and provide a lovely setting for a casual walk. The castle itself is fun to roam around because it is a ruined castle. While it has a bit of mystery to it (I think that about most ruined things), it also has an air of adventure and encourages visitors to explore, climb, wander, touch. If you have a fear of heights, the fact that the top of the castle is quite open may be and issue for you. This also applies to kissing the stone, which is actually at the top of the castle. And the method for kissing the stone... you lay on your back on a rubber mat, while one of the staff sits next to you holding you, as you grab the handles on the stone and kiss. Easy for very tall people... I had a student who was about 6'3", 6'4" and when he laid down, he actually hit his head on the stone. I am 5'9" and I had to stretch a bit to plant a smootch. What is a little unnerving is the fact that you can see all the way to the bottom of the castle when you are laying upside down.
Now, if you don't have anyone that can take a picture of you with your camera, there is a staff member who takes a picture, but you have to buy it downstairs if you want it. Make sure that you bring sturdy shoes with a grip, as they do not call it the Emerald Isle for nothing, and that means that the stones of the castle do get quite slippery. And if you are thinking Chucks (Converse), think again. I did that and nearly bit it a number of times. When you are finished, there is a Blarney Woolen Mill shop and it is quite (American quite) large. You could get just about anything here. There is a clothing shop inside that I like... when they have nice things. It is expensive though. They have souvenirs, children's clothing, women's clothing, t-shirts for men, crystal, china, music, housewares, and candy. Try the Emeralds, Chocolate covered caramels... a favourite among my students as I purchase a canister to throw out during our coach quiz (think Pub Quiz on a coach) on the Ring of Kerry. There are public toilets in the cafe across the way and a couple of ATMs just there in the car park.
I don't know if I would drive out of my way to see it if I were touring the country in my own car, but if you feel the need to see it or if you are driving by, don't be ashamed to go... it is more than just a stone with tourist slobber on it afterall. read more