This school is great, don't get me wrong. The people are extraordinary and the education is phenomenal. But you're probably wondering...why 3 stars? Well, I will tell you. It all started about three days ago. I showed up in the dining hall (more commonly known as the caf). I came at the wrong time, evidently, because the line for the subjectively legitimate sustenance was out the door. But that's not why I'm giving Benedictine College three stars on yelp. After seeing this monstrosity, I, as most Benedictine College students do after seeing this sight, sighed and decided to resort to the scrumpdiliumptious salad line. This is always the shortest line, and I very much enjoy this salad. I always start by loading up my plate with lettuce before piling on the cucumber, croutons, and ranch. I took the scooper tong things and dug it into what seemed to be off-looking cucumbers. I shrugged and put them on my salad and hoped that they would taste alright as this was one whole meal swipe for the day. I sat down, and right as I was about to take a bite, I was informed that they were RAW ZUCCHINIS. AN OUTRAGE. I HAD BEEN FOOLED. A MEAL SWIPE WAS WASTED ON Z U C C H I N I S A L A D. I was disgusted. I swore off the caf and decided to instead eat artificially flavored snacks and down capri suns to relieve the pain and mistrust that I was experiencing. Three days later of not eating in the caf and I was informed that they not only were still serving zucchini, but they had mixed the cucumber and zucchini together as if it's okay to take a perfectly flavored veggie and taint it with the off brand looking version.
That is literally the only reason I am giving BC 3 stars. read more