A group of us travelers were walking along the road when we stumbled onto this hotel, stomachs…read morechurning with hunger. Looking forward to a meal, we had entered and were greeted with a fulfilled menu, further sparking our hunger. Three of us ordered a burger, two with potatoes on the side and mine with fries, and the last person had gotten a "turkey fillet on nest filled pasta"... Sounds exciting right? You'd be dead wrong. Friends, I urge you to never enter this establishment with your naive tastebuds. I would not wish this food upon my worst enemy or their families. The burgers we had ordered came with about half a potato split into seven tiny pieces and mine had literally fifteen French fries. The fries tasted like crunchy dust. The burger looked like a slider and literally dripped with, what looked like, sewer water. This was just the beginning. I had decided to take a bite into this atrocious looking ass burger. The "meat" filled my mouth with horror as it tasted like canned beef from World War Two. Despite the disgusting sewer drips, the bread still managed to be dry. The meat was coated in that ooze and the inside of the meat was condensed into a grey hard mush with the consistency of, as my friend puts it, the sole of a shoe. It tasted like off pudding.
My friends pasta managed to be dry and shit and burnt and soggy. The combination baffles me to this day.
Otherwise the place looks flammable, the music they play is from a 90's redneck playlist, which assaults your ears, but the waiter was nice.
