Monday March 13 2023: called their hotline (there is no info online how to call any of their…read morebranches directly) to make an appointment to buy gold bars for SFR (cash). Proceeded through the phone menu to the final selection: are you a current customer? ("2" for "no"). Got a live person, told him I would be at the St. Gallen branch 2 days later, Wednesday, around noon, coming from Innsbruck, and made the appointment.
Drove by the bank about 11:50, found parking about 10 minutes later (atrocious in that area), walked 5 min back to the bank: 12:05, and closed for lunch until 13:30. No word from the hotline "service" person - who knew I would be there around noon - about the lunch break.
Back to the bank at 13:30: NO RECORD OF MY APPOINTMENT! And, even more ridiculous: We can't even help you, because you don't have an account with us. (which the "service" person had to know, since I selected that option in the phone menu).
The person at the entrance counter was wonderful (at this point I only have sarcasm left) at displaying his disdain for a 'street urchin' who wasn't a bank customer. His demeanor oozed of 'please just get out'. There was no 'let's see what we can do to point you in a different/better direction', or ANYthing helpful about this person.
Called the hotline again (they didn't offer), and: no record of my appointment.
Absolutely inconceivable, unacceptable, and worst banking experience ever, in any country.