Barefaaaxxx where to begin. Up a set of florescent lit steep ass stairs that smell like cigarettes and cleaning products. You may or may not encounter a fight developing on its way out while you're on your way up. When you reach the second flight after the landing you'll be greeted by a brusque bouncer demanding your ID. Once you clear that you'll be welcomed into the club by the no nonsense, but total sweetheart coat check girl, and she'll need to check you coat for $4 (and go ahead and leave her that extra loony in change). Once you're inside you'll notice it has fairly low ceilings. The main hallway leads you to a stage. The seating is front row or tables on either side of the stage. Don't block the hallway to the bar, as it's a high traffic area, so go ahead and grab a seat. Let the waitress get your drink for you, as she's much nicer than the bartenders. Bartender is a hard job though but let's just forget about manners for a moment.....you should at least know your drink prices (I overheard a bartender asking the waitress how much a drink cost). Drinks can be rather pricey, as it is a strip club after all. Lastly about the drinks, be wary of the shots girl, beyond them being overpriced I've heard of customers allegedly being drugged through the shots girl. Next, in terms of étiquette, make sure not to use your phone while a girl is on stage. Seems obvious but welcome to the strip club newbies if ya didn't know. Next for the dancers...good, especially if you are interested in buying a dance. If you've come to be wowed by pole tricks you've come to the wrong place. These girls are actually paying the club to come to work every night and are not being paid for their time onstage so that is why you see so many girls moving as little as possible. If you're not tipping there is simply no reason for a girl to break her back for your free ass entertainment. But if you'd like to contribute to the tips the girls earn for stage performances I suggest the half song onstage little lapdance-ish experience. Head on up and lay down on the stage with a 5 in your mouth and let the girls do their thing (while you lay back and keep your hands to yourself). This is a fun experience for you, the audience, and possibly even the dancer. Next head upstairs for a lap dance, where you can respectfully touch the dancers (no, not between her legs you creep) and possibly meet a really nice girl. I had a real sweet French Canadian girl with a flower name who gave me the longest hug and was so sweet and so real with me. Honestly she was by far my favourite part, she really saved the experience from being a total disLastly let's talk about the remaining bar staff: the bouncers are appropriately beefy and not too much else to comment on in terms of them but if you're a woman don't flirt with the tall black bouncer lest he think you're hitting on him. The manager is a short little blonde dude with a Napoleon complex, can't miss him (or who knows maybe you will cuz he's pretty short), he'll be rude to you if you're a female customer in the bar, can't speak for the male experience. DJ is...literally nothing special he plays the songs and rewinds them if the girl needs more time, but does not introduce the girls very clearly or sound excited at all (again I get that it can be a thankless job but at least promote your girls). I asked the DJ and manager where a specific dancer was and they basically told me that I'd have to look for her myself. I was asking because I was trying to buy a lap dance off of her. The club undoubtedly makes money off of the lap dances the girls sell. Plus the club makes money from happy return customers who come back week after week. I was very surprised to hear then, that they told me to just look for her myself as opposed to telling her to look for literally the only woman in the club because she wants a lap dance. I had to ask another dancer to find her for me, which she did immediately (and I tipped her for her help) . Every other strip club I've been to has taken care of their dancers business and their customers experience. I guess barefax management is more concerned with those dolla dolla bills y'all. And it is what it is. It is a strip club after all.
3 stars all in all, the terrible management is balanced out by the sweetest of strippers. read more