I suppose on one level it's hard to review a cruise line when it's the only cruise I've been on. I…read morewasn't sure exactly what to expect, but I did have some expectations, and well, I'm not sure any of them were met by P&O. We thought a cruise would be perfect because I like to go out and explore stuff while we're on vacation, and the other half likes to relax at the pool or the bar and drink a bunch of cocktails. It sounded like a perfect combination of the two.
So we went on an 11 night cruise down the Atlantic coast leaving from Southampton. We had stops in La Coruna, Casablanca, Cadiz, Malaga, Gibraltar and Lisbon as well as four sea days. The cruise sounded great (we were really excited about Casablanca) and there was a fine dining restaurant on board with Marco PIerre White's name attached. I'd never been to one of his restaurants, but I knew the name, so I was hoping for good things.
So first off, our room was fantastic. We did splurge and go for a mini-suite. (Because hey, it's a honeymoon, so why not?) It had a balcony. We also got canapes every night. It's a good thing we did splurge because we spent quite a bit of time there. (The reasons will be clear later.) We even brought four bottles of our own wine to enjoy on board because again, hey why not?
So after we arrived, we had several hours before our room was ready, so we went and grabbed a bite at the buffet. After having lunch at the buffet, I realized that I pretty much didn't want to go back to the buffet again. Luckily there are several restaurants and places to eat, so it really wouldn't be an issue. We also checked out some of the bars and had some cocktails. While cheap, they were clearly watered down and not really that great. This isn't boding well. The pools were quite small, and honestly, there were always a lot of very sun-burned white people around them.
Speaking of white people, apparently cruise lines are places where it's still okay for the primarily white passengers to be served by minorities. It felt very Victorian. I know that they probably pay well, and they probably make a lot of money, but there was a level of discomfort attached that I wasn't okay with.
They were also obsessed with hand sanitizer on the ship. There were always people try to squirt you with it outside of the restaurants and when you were boarding the ship. Apparently they were worried about norovirus which is a virus that isn't killed by hand sanitizers. It really was frustrating and at one point a very elderly woman complained quite loudly that we weren't using it. I actually didn't hear, but I probably would have said something quite rude if I had.
But speaking of the restaurants... The first night we ate at the "fine dining" restaurant. It's not fine dining. We were severely disappointed (especially with our cheese plate that was cold and the cheeses were boring). So we figured we wouldn't go back. However, after a few meals at the standard restaurant, we realized that it was far worse (except for the cheese) and maybe we should go back to the other place just for something decent. The Italian restaurant on the ship was far better. We basically decided to eat in port whenever possible. The wines were okay, but not great, although if you want expensive champagne, it was quite a bit cheaper than getting back in the UK. Basically, the food was geared toward an older, British palate instead of having a more interesting selection.
So with the lack of good food, good wine and good cocktails, we spent a lot of time in the room reading or drinking our own wine while we were on the ship. Or in port if we could. We also frequented the casino for something to do and played a lot of blackjack.
The port selection was great, except most of the time we arrived at 8:00 am. When I'm on vacation, I don't want to have to get up early, so we did miss a lot of time in port. I'm not sure why they were obsessed with making us get there incredibly early, but it was probably due to the obscene amount of elderly people on the ship. They like mornings or something, don't they? It was alright in most cases, as we could leave later and didn't need to be back until 5:30 or so, but in Gibraltar we were only there from 8:00-12:30 so unfortunately we were forced to have an early morning so we could rush to the rock and see stuff then head back. It does give the opportunity to try places and I definitely want to go back to Malaga and Lisbon.
The onboard entertainment was pretty goofy. I think I did Karaoke. Otherwise there was a lot of cabaret shows (which I saw a bit of one and realized how awful it was) and other stuff, but nothing I was really interested in. Again, I feel like it was geared to a different age group and people who really like to do British things. Lots of quizzes and ballroom dancing. So it was disappointing on that end as well.
I'm still not against cruises after this, I think it will just involve a lot more research into what the ships have to offer first.